Let me paint a picture for you: freshmen and their counterfeits.
The most likely reason why you decided to click on this article is because you (along with 98% of the other people reading this article) have or possess a fake ID and know the hot and sweaty sensations that it entails. .
Yes, going to a fraternity or house party is great and you can enjoy the same social activities as a bar, but buying a drink from a REAL bartender makes you feel more upscale and chic than ever.
But let’s zoom in on a certain race that uses these fragile cards – freshmen.
Let me paint you a picture – It’s your first night after moving to Sellery and you know everyone is already excited to go to Sconniebar tonight at eight o’clock.
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The first obvious question is, what am I wearing? It obviously can’t be something simple or childish because you have to look like you were born in AT LEAST 2000.
You go to your trusted Pinterest account and find a cute look that really screams “I’m 21” – white Converse, ripped blue mom jeans, and a black cropped top that ties at the back. Perfect. I’m ready.
You and the people you met three hours ago down the hall take a few quick selfies and run down the stairs because the elevator is obviously broken (remember, you live in Sellery).
It’s an absolutely gorgeous evening and the walk to Sconnie’s is a hike, but you and your friends get there just in time before the big, lively crowds arrive. Only 50 people in front of you!
While you are in line, your adrenaline skyrockets and your friends’ comments don’t help.
“Do you think the bouncer will know? He looks so professional.
“Will I be kicked off campus if they find out it’s a fake?” “
“I heard someone got caught last year and was not allowed into any bar for the rest of his college career.”
Now sweaty palms are really kicking in.
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It’s finally your turn. You know you need to look content and relaxed, so you put a hand on your hip and casually hand your ID to the bouncer while looking into the distance.
Your heart is racing.
He knows. He knows. He sure knows.
âAlright,â the bouncer said with a sigh, searching for the next person’s ID.
YOU DID IT! YOU ARE OFFICIALLY AN ADULT!
I’m sure you can finish the rest of the night at Sconnie’s freshman bar. The same ending that always happens in a place full of hot, horny teenagers.
Except for this time, you can buy yourself drinks!
It’s funny to look back and laugh at these situations that we were all in. These nights at Sconnie are the ones we will cherish forever.
You meet some of the most amazing and interesting people in these environments, and it’s a great way to hang out and bond with some super nice people.
So freshmen, if you end up seeing yourself waiting in an incredibly long queue for Sconnie’s on Badger Barstool’s Instagram, you should be proud to now be a symbol of the many freshmen who have already done so. the same queue.
Well done to you and your fake ID cards!